Just like women, we men do certain
things privately that are exclusively known to us only. Before I go on
further, I want to issue a disclaimer that the things inherent in this
article is not performed or done by every man. Some men might do one or
two of these things while others might have a combination of more than a
few. Moreover, the ones that actually do them will hardly admit they do
anyways, or will they?
Get Naked
Women are
known for enjoying walking around naked when they are home alone. Well,
men also enjoy this. The reason for this isn’t far fetched given the
fact that being unclad gives an air of freedom.
Spend Quite Sometime In The Toilet
The reason we do this is majorly because we take our phones, tablets
and sometimes laptop along with us to the toilet. This form of
distraction makes time pass by and we barely even notice. That’s because
we become enthralled with games, instant messaging and other social
applications. Some of us use that time to scan dating sites in the hope
that we can meet our life partners.
Watch Porn
We’d never admit this but we watch quite a bit of porn in private. At
times, the porn is strange to us giving the fact that we stumble on it
through the numerous internet pages we surf. We find ourselves in a
logjam in the adult entertainment hole and we emerge later from it with a
sort of unsettled and disturbed mind based on the weird things we saw.
The thoughts disturb us as we wonder if we can live up to the acting we
witnessed.
Talk To Our Moms
Almost every man
does this! We mostly talk about the women in our lives with our mothers
in the hope that they will tell us when we are in the right or wrong.
Mothers will still mostly question our stories of being right when we
put our women in the wrong. In all, they make us feel better no matter
how terrible the situation may appear to be.
Regularly Check Up On Ex-girlfriends
We actually obsess over this up to a point. Guys do this to monitor the
progress of their exes. We want to know how they are doing, if they are
more successful than when they were with us or if they are now dating a
guy worse off than us. In a way, we hope our exes are no longer as
beautiful as when they were with us, so we can laugh and smile about the
fact.
Sulk and Cry
For whatever reason it
is, the society believes that men should keep the emotional outbursts to
a minimum. This has put some sort of pressure on men to always appear
strong no matter what the situation calls for. That is the way it is and
in order not to appear weak, we would rather cry in private most of the
time. Be it an emotional scene from a movie, a heart break or the loss
of a loved one, we will show the world our strong side and secretly shed
tears in private.
Sing At The Top Of Our Voices
The crazy part about this is that we sing out loud in croaky voice to
absurd music. We do this in private in order to shield ourselves from
criticisms. We do this while carrying out a variety of activities
including taking our bath, cooking, cleaning or while engaging in any
form of idle activity. Funny enough, we sing to music you have no idea
we actually like. The songs coupled with the singing activity actually
has a way of improving our moods and general outlook to life.
Miss You
We privately miss the ones we love, especially our girlfriends. We get
to only truly have fabulous private moments because we know our partners
understand and are always there for us.
Wednesday, 13 July 2016
7 Things Men Do In Private That Women Will Never Know
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